Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
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Farting at Work
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Originally posted by dang65When I was working from home I used to sit there farting all day. I had to stop after a couple of months because I was actually getting a sore arse from it. I wonder if any research has been done into the effects of excessive, unrestrained wind-breaking. I bet there's a huge gap in medical and scientific knowledge in that field.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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Originally posted by The Lone GunmanI try not to fart at all these days.
I am getting old and worry constantly about incontinance.
Last time I farted I followed through badly.
Had to flush my underwear.
Oddly enough there was someones bra in the bog too.
Don't think I could possibly visit Newcastle again now either.
Most embarrasing.
The pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by dang65When I was working from home I used to sit there farting all day. I had to stop after a couple of months because I was actually getting a sore arse from it. I wonder if any research has been done into the effects of excessive, unrestrained wind-breaking. I bet there's a huge gap in medical and scientific knowledge in that field.Comment
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Originally posted by el dudereh? if there is one thing for sure, my extension is in the bag mate.Comment
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Originally posted by DS23wasn't there a story about a huge chap who gassed himself to death whilst sleeping?
Bernard had ten pints of newky brown then did a fart that made Roys trumpet blasts sound like a whisper.
Three days later people started going on about 'holes in the ozone layer' and now its 'climate change due to greenhouse gasses'
Bollox - ban secondary fart inhalation
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Originally posted by EternalOptimistIts true, I read it as well. The government should ban farting in enclosed spaces as we all know the dangers of passive farting. Apparently Roy Castle got seriously ill at a gig when he shared a stage with Bernard Manning.
Bernard had ten pints of newky brown then did a fart that made Roys trumpet blasts sound like a whisper.
Three days later people started going on about 'holes in the ozone layer' and now its 'climate change due to greenhouse gasses'
Bollox - ban secondary fart inhalation
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sorry, better luck next time.
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<tin hat> Women never fart you know................. They dont stop talking long enough to build up any pressure...........boom boom.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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Poo timer on."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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