Farting at Work

[wobbegong]

Just use your wifes LipSil chap stick thingy. You should be OK then.

Just make sure you put it back when you're done, though.

[Moscow Mule]

Poo timer off - GBP 6.35

[Ollie]

After lunch I have a 1 -2 hour fart session when I just let them out silently.

But every now and then one stinker gets out and I have to go hide in the photo copying room!

[el duder]

El duder, does someone else ever sit on your chair or borrow it?

nah not really. its my own sole farting chair.

[tootie]

I try not to fart at all these days.

I am getting old and worry constantly about incontinance.
Last time I farted I followed through badly.
Had to flush my underwear.
Oddly enough there was someones bra in the bog too.
Don't think I could possibly visit Newcastle again now either.
Most embarrasing.

I think there is a technical name for this.. 'Sharting' or something

[chubba]

nah not really. its my own sole farting chair.

I left that stain on it though and you know's it

[wendigo100]

I followed through while out on a run recently. I had to decant by the side of the road and employ dock leaves.