Reply to: Farting at Work

[wendigo100]

I followed through while out on a run recently. I had to decant by the side of the road and employ dock leaves.

[chubba]

nah not really. its my own sole farting chair.

I left that stain on it though and you know's it

[tootie]

I try not to fart at all these days.

I am getting old and worry constantly about incontinance.
Last time I farted I followed through badly.
Had to flush my underwear.
Oddly enough there was someones bra in the bog too.
Don't think I could possibly visit Newcastle again now either.
Most embarrasing.

I think there is a technical name for this.. 'Sharting' or something

[el duder]

El duder, does someone else ever sit on your chair or borrow it?

nah not really. its my own sole farting chair.

[Ollie]

After lunch I have a 1 -2 hour fart session when I just let them out silently.

But every now and then one stinker gets out and I have to go hide in the photo copying room!

[Moscow Mule]

Poo timer off - GBP 6.35

[wobbegong]

Just use your wifes LipSil chap stick thingy. You should be OK then.

Just make sure you put it back when you're done, though.

[Bright Spark]

El duder, does someone else ever sit on your chair or borrow it?

[Moscow Mule]

Poo timer on.

[The Lone Gunman]

<tin hat> Women never fart you know................. They dont stop talking long enough to build up any pressure...........boom boom.

[el duder]

Its true, I read it as well. The government should ban farting in enclosed spaces as we all know the dangers of passive farting. Apparently Roy Castle got seriously ill at a gig when he shared a stage with Bernard Manning.
Bernard had ten pints of newky brown then did a fart that made Roys trumpet blasts sound like a whisper.
Three days later people started going on about 'holes in the ozone layer' and now its 'climate change due to greenhouse gasses'
Bollox - ban secondary fart inhalation




bored bored bored

it was a good effort old chap, but it wasnt funny.

sorry, better luck next time.

next!

[EternalOptimist]

wasn't there a story about a huge chap who gassed himself to death whilst sleeping?

Its true, I read it as well. The government should ban farting in enclosed spaces as we all know the dangers of passive farting. Apparently Roy Castle got seriously ill at a gig when he shared a stage with Bernard Manning.
Bernard had ten pints of newky brown then did a fart that made Roys trumpet blasts sound like a whisper.
Three days later people started going on about 'holes in the ozone layer' and now its 'climate change due to greenhouse gasses'
Bollox - ban secondary fart inhalation







bored bored bored

[Clippy]

eh? if there is one thing for sure, my extension is in the bag mate.

Aye, Duder's the best telephone monkey they've had for years.

[DS23]

When I was working from home I used to sit there farting all day. I had to stop after a couple of months because I was actually getting a sore arse from it. I wonder if any research has been done into the effects of excessive, unrestrained wind-breaking. I bet there's a huge gap in medical and scientific knowledge in that field.

wasn't there a story about a huge chap who gassed himself to death whilst sleeping?

[SallyAnne]

I try not to fart at all these days.

I am getting old and worry constantly about incontinance.
Last time I farted I followed through badly.
Had to flush my underwear.
Oddly enough there was someones bra in the bog too.
Don't think I could possibly visit Newcastle again now either.
Most embarrasing.