Farting at Work

[el duder]

When i first started in IT waaaay back in 2000, i remember sitting next to a project manager who used to let rip in the office.

I remmeber thinking how disgusting it was, and that i would never do such thigns.

Its taken 7years and im sat here, finding myself not giving a tulip and passing wind, albeit silently at my desk, not really giving a tulip about how bad it smells.

Anyone else feel the same way?

[Clippy]

It's precisely becuase your not giving a tulip that youv'e got wind.

[Let-Me-In]

When i first started in IT waaaay back in 2000, i remember sitting next to a project manager who used to let rip in the office.

I remmeber thinking how disgusting it was, and that i would never do such thigns.

Its taken 7years and im sat here, finding myself not giving a tulip and passing wind, albeit silently at my desk, not really giving a tulip about how bad it smells.

Anyone else feel the same way?

I had a 1-2-1 with my boss last week and during it he just leant to one side and let off a ripper. I thought it both rude and impolite. I would have just let it slip out silently.....

[el duder]

I had a 1-2-1 with my boss last week and during it he just leant to one side and let off a ripper. I thought it both rude and impolite. I would have just let it slip out silently.....

class!

[DS23]

It's precisely becuase your not giving a tulip that youv'e got wind.

and it's precisely because he's not eating that he's not giving a tulip.

[Clippy]

and it's precisely because he's not eating that he's not giving a tulip.

Solution: Weetabix.

[andy]

When i first started in IT waaaay back in 2000, i remember sitting next to a project manager who used to let rip in the office.

I remmeber thinking how disgusting it was, and that i would never do such thigns.

Its taken 7years and im sat here, finding myself not giving a tulip and passing wind, albeit silently at my desk, not really giving a tulip about how bad it smells.

Anyone else feel the same way?

Your contract may not be extended

[el duder]

Your contract may not be extended

eh? if there is one thing for sure, my extension is in the bag mate.

[dang65]

When I was working from home I used to sit there farting all day. I had to stop after a couple of months because I was actually getting a sore arse from it. I wonder if any research has been done into the effects of excessive, unrestrained wind-breaking. I bet there's a huge gap in medical and scientific knowledge in that field.

[The Lone Gunman]

I try not to fart at all these days.

I am getting old and worry constantly about incontinance.
Last time I farted I followed through badly.
Had to flush my underwear.
Oddly enough there was someones bra in the bog too.
Don't think I could possibly visit Newcastle again now either.
Most embarrasing.