Originally posted by Churchill
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Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
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Desperate to do somehting to improve his teams performance F1 team Owner Eddie Jordan decided to employ some scouse teenagers as their pit crew, because of their renowned skill when removing car wheels quickly.
Unfortunately at the first practice session, not only did they change all 4 wheels in 6 seconds, they'd re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the f***er to McClaren for 8 cases of stella, 200 tabs and some pictures of Coulthards bird gettin shagged up the arse!"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by threadedYou can't just make an assertion like that, follows your own rules: you have to offer up at least one example of a non thieving scouse bastard.Comment
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Originally posted by ChurchillA dead one?Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.Comment
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Originally posted by threadedI can see this is going to get very silly unless we stamp on it now: A scouse bastard that whilst alive was non-thieving and we also exclude aborted foetuses.Comment
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Originally posted by ChurchillPriscilla Maria Veronica White?
Try again.Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.Comment
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Originally posted by threadedNer ner, we know who her father was, so therefore not a bastard.
Try again.
What's the conclusion? Are they all theiving bastards(the alive ones) or not?Comment
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