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    #11
    23,000 scousers have gone over to Athens without tickets.

    I wish I was a tout!

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      #12
      Originally posted by Burdock
      Apparently there is a 'dancing bear' entertaining the fans in Athens.

      Probably as the scouse acomplices lift people's wallets
      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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        #13
        "23,000 scousers have gone over to Athens without tickets.

        I wish I was a tout!"

        I'd have organised a special signing on day. Athens would have been quiet.
        Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

        I preferred version 1!

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          #14
          you are a scouser,
          an ugly scouser,
          you're only happy,
          on GIRO day,
          your mums out thieving,
          your dads drug dealing,
          please don't take,
          my hubcaps away.
          The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

          But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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            #15
            150 liverpool fans have been stranded due to technical probs on flight. apparently some have paid £500 for a ticket.

            ABSOLUTE PI55ER.

            http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/m...de/6682705.stm

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              #16
              Originally posted by kramer
              The singing is incredible... i could do without the guy with a horn!!
              Don't worry he will stop soon while he polishes his trumpet
              Politicians are wonderfull people, as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, like working for a living!

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                #17
                Originally posted by Bagpuss
                you are a scouser,
                an ugly scouser,
                you're only happy,
                on GIRO day,
                your mums out thieving,
                your dads drug dealing,
                please don't take,
                my hubcaps away.

                Bagpuss = Sourpuss

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Burdock
                  150 liverpool fans have been stranded due to technical probs on flight. apparently some have paid £500 for a ticket.

                  ABSOLUTE PI55ER.

                  http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/m...de/6682705.stm
                  Some fan stole a part from the plane.
                  Drivel is my speciality

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by kramer
                    Its not even lunch and i can't hear myself think....

                    My office is right in the center of town above the main drinking square...

                    The singing is incredible... i could do without the guy with a horn!!
                    Centre. Away with your american spellings.

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                      #20
                      It's all gone quiet over there etc etc

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