Liverpool is noisy

[threaded]

Oh, here we go. Someone utters an opinion and immediately gets castigated.

Of course, not all scousers are thieving bastards, just enough of them to create the public perception.

You can't just make an assertion like that, follows your own rules: you have to offer up at least one example of a non thieving scouse bastard.

[DaveB]

Desperate to do somehting to improve his teams performance F1 team Owner Eddie Jordan decided to employ some scouse teenagers as their pit crew, because of their renowned skill when removing car wheels quickly.

Unfortunately at the first practice session, not only did they change all 4 wheels in 6 seconds, they'd re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the f***er to McClaren for 8 cases of stella, 200 tabs and some pictures of Coulthards bird gettin shagged up the arse!

[Churchill]

You can't just make an assertion like that, follows your own rules: you have to offer up at least one example of a non thieving scouse bastard.

A dead one?

[threaded]

A dead one?

I can see this is going to get very silly unless we stamp on it now: A scouse bastard that whilst alive was non-thieving and we also exclude aborted foetuses.

[Churchill]

I can see this is going to get very silly unless we stamp on it now: A scouse bastard that whilst alive was non-thieving and we also exclude aborted foetuses.

Priscilla Maria Veronica White?

[threaded]

Priscilla Maria Veronica White?

Ner ner, we know who her father was, so therefore not a bastard.

Try again.

[Churchill]

Ner ner, we know who her father was, so therefore not a bastard.

Try again.

Oh, I give up!

What's the conclusion? Are they all theiving bastards(the alive ones) or not?