Ring tone suggestions please

[Alf W]

OK so I'm late to the party but I shall soon be one of those irritating twonks who have the ability to set up an 'amusing' MP3 ring tones. I'm trying to think of something suitably Contractor-ish.

The best I can think of so far is Jilted John "Gordon is a moron" but there must be something better. Nothing to annoy the permies though ("Money, money, money" or "If I were a rich man").

Having said that, whenever I hear one fire up, my first thought is 'Tw@t!'

[Cliphead]

I write my own

[AtW]

I write my own

You are threaded and I claim my 5 pies!

[vetran]

No if he was Threaded it would be :

I write Beethovens ring tones.

[Clippy]

Theme to Mission Impossible.

[threaded]

No if he was Threaded it would be :

I write Beethovens ring tones.

Well, he went a bit deaf, so someone had to help him...

Actually, I have recordings of engines and squealing/sliding tires from my little car collection.

[The Lone Gunman]

Surely the old kerching of the till set to the old UK ringing telephone should be perfect.

Your answer phone should repond with: Please leave your rate and location after the beep.

[Troll]

Surely for a contractor the choice should be "Things can only get better" in an ironic post Labour way

[wendigo100]

If you want to raise a few eyebrows, what about Derek and Clive singing the "My Old Man's Got Cancer" song?

Otherwise, leave it on the default. Unless you are a ten-year-old, ringtones are so yesterday.

[malvolio]

Mine makes a big rowdy electric bell noise just like real phones used to when I were a lad.
Permie neighbour has taped his kid crying - now that's seriously irritating...