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Alf, Are you really going to ring Tone ? It's quite a job getting through to him, but if you do, give him a right earful.
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Originally posted by hyperD24 phone tone...
...so totally twattish to say "Jack Bauer..." when answering...
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24 phone tone...
...so totally twattish to say "Jack Bauer..." when answering...
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Originally posted by Alf WOK so I'm late to the party but I shall soon be one of those irritating twonks who have the ability to set up an 'amusing' MP3 ring tones. I'm trying to think of something suitably Contractor-ish.
The best I can think of so far is Jilted John "Gordon is a moron" but there must be something better. Nothing to annoy the permies though ("Money, money, money" or "If I were a rich man").
Having said that, whenever I hear one fire up, my first thought is 'Tw@t!'
Before now I've had James Bond and Dambusters March as well.
Currently have the Film 200x theme
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Originally posted by sasguruBit of Gregorian chanting
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Esteban Rojo: Don't you know all our men sleep here with us?
Joe: Well that's all very cozy, but I don't find you men all that appealing.
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Originally posted by zeitghost"My mule don't like you laughing"...
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Originally posted by wendigo100"The Winker's Song" by Ivor Biggun is rather apt.
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Originally posted by XTCNot sure if he taped his kid crying as I've heard that ringtone a few times. It's incredibly annoying. My ringtone is an old phone ringing. Very standard in defiance of all the w*nkers & chavs out there with krazy, look at me I'm so original and wacky, ringtones. And breathe, calm blue ocean.
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Not sure if he taped his kid crying as I've heard that ringtone a few times. It's incredibly annoying. My ringtone is an old phone ringing. Very standard in defiance of all the w*nkers & chavs out there with krazy, look at me I'm so original and wacky, ringtones. And breathe, calm blue ocean.
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