Originally posted by sasguru
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Ring tone suggestions please
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The Indiana Jones March!Originally posted by Alf WOK so I'm late to the party but I shall soon be one of those irritating twonks who have the ability to set up an 'amusing' MP3 ring tones. I'm trying to think of something suitably Contractor-ish.
The best I can think of so far is Jilted John "Gordon is a moron" but there must be something better. Nothing to annoy the permies though ("Money, money, money" or "If I were a rich man").
Having said that, whenever I hear one fire up, my first thought is 'Tw@t!'
Before now I've had James Bond and Dambusters March as well.
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Currently I've got The Prisoner theme. Very apt I thought....my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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24 phone tone...
...so totally twattish to say "Jack Bauer..." when answering...If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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I did see one person who had Indiana Jones as his ringtone and then answered 'Indiana' [wink]Originally posted by hyperD24 phone tone...
...so totally twattish to say "Jack Bauer..." when answering...Comment
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Alf, Are you really going to ring Tone ? It's quite a job getting through to him, but if you do, give him a right earful.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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