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My mate went to see a call-girl

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    #21
    STD clinics sometime insert a cotton bud to take a swab. Bleedin' painful. So a "friend" told me anyway, I have no idea what an STD clinic is personally, something to do with mending telephones I think
    bloggoth

    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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      #22
      Originally posted by xoggoth
      STD clinics sometime insert a cotton bud to take a swab. Bleedin' painful. So a "friend" told me anyway, I have no idea what an STD clinic is personally, something to do with mending telephones I think
      I remember the sex ed film from school. This was in about 1972. Apparently you got a sort of cocktail umbrella stuffed in the end, it was then opened and removed. I didn't really see the problem since:-

      All the infected people had green flies buzzing around them so you should know who to avoid,

      It was a puiblic school so most of them may well have though the scrape was an amusing interlude.

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        #23
        Originally posted by ASB
        I remember the sex ed film from school. This was in about 1972. Apparently you got a sort of cocktail umbrella stuffed in the end, it was then opened and removed. I didn't really see the problem since:-

        All the infected people had green flies buzzing around them so you should know who to avoid,

        It was a puiblic school so most of them may well have though the scrape was an amusing interlude.
        Salad days... (sighs)

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          #24
          Yep, right down the japs eye all the way to the end. Ouch, very painful... a friend told me.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #25
            And after taking pills you have to go back and have it done again. Aarg! So my mate says.

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