My mate went to see a call-girl

[Captain Dispensable]

A friend who's in the navy once had to go to the clinic to sort out an infection he'd picked up whilst on a 'tour of duty'. Apparently they scraped his japs eye out with what looked like one of those bristly smoking pipe cleaners.

Just the thought makes me double bag up everytime I'm near some wild flange.

[wendigo100]

Apparently they scraped his japs eye out with what looked like one of those bristly smoking pipe cleaners.

A friend of mine had that treatment many years ago. Painful. He's been very careful since.

[freakydancer]

A friend of mine had that treatment many years ago. Painful. He's been very careful since.

A "friend" eh...

[ChimpMaster]

A "friend" eh...

[wendigo100]

A "friend" eh...

Behave yourself!

[Ted Crilly]

Behave yourself!

I will if you won't.

[freakydancer]

I will if you won't.

Wendigo is a bloke.

Bender!!!

[xoggoth]

Bleedin' expensive! Far too mean to pay that sort of dosh personally. What happened to that nice lady in the 60s whose establishment gave nice old blokes like me a good time for a handful of luncheon vouchers?

[wendigo100]

Wendigo is a bloke.

Bender!!!

I've got avatars turned off (work - you understand) so I keep forgetting about it. I really really must get rid of it. Sorry Chrissy!

[wendigo100]

Bleedin' expensive! Far too mean to pay that sort of dosh personally. What happened to that nice lady in the 60s whose establishment gave nice old blokes like me a good time for a handful of luncheon vouchers?

She's still at it xog, though now she'll do it for a fag paper.