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wendigo100 replied

14 April 2007, 09:45
And after taking pills you have to go back and have it done again. Aarg! So my mate says.
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MarillionFan replied

14 April 2007, 09:22
Yep, right down the japs eye all the way to the end. Ouch, very painful... a friend told me.
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wendigo100 replied

14 April 2007, 07:33
Originally posted by ASB

I remember the sex ed film from school. This was in about 1972. Apparently you got a sort of cocktail umbrella stuffed in the end, it was then opened and removed. I didn't really see the problem since:-

All the infected people had green flies buzzing around them so you should know who to avoid,

It was a puiblic school so most of them may well have though the scrape was an amusing interlude.

Salad days... (sighs)
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ASB replied

13 April 2007, 17:37
Originally posted by xoggoth

STD clinics sometime insert a cotton bud to take a swab. Bleedin' painful. So a "friend" told me anyway, I have no idea what an STD clinic is personally, something to do with mending telephones I think

I remember the sex ed film from school. This was in about 1972. Apparently you got a sort of cocktail umbrella stuffed in the end, it was then opened and removed. I didn't really see the problem since:-

All the infected people had green flies buzzing around them so you should know who to avoid,

It was a puiblic school so most of them may well have though the scrape was an amusing interlude.
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xoggoth replied

13 April 2007, 15:06
STD clinics sometime insert a cotton bud to take a swab. Bleedin' painful. So a "friend" told me anyway, I have no idea what an STD clinic is personally, something to do with mending telephones I think
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wendigo100 replied

13 April 2007, 14:04
Originally posted by xoggoth

Bleedin' expensive! Far too mean to pay that sort of dosh personally. What happened to that nice lady in the 60s whose establishment gave nice old blokes like me a good time for a handful of luncheon vouchers?

She's still at it xog, though now she'll do it for a fag paper.
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wendigo100 replied

13 April 2007, 14:03
Originally posted by freakydancer

Wendigo is a bloke.

Bender!!!

I've got avatars turned off (work - you understand) so I keep forgetting about it. I really really must get rid of it. Sorry Chrissy!
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xoggoth replied

13 April 2007, 13:28
Bleedin' expensive! Far too mean to pay that sort of dosh personally. What happened to that nice lady in the 60s whose establishment gave nice old blokes like me a good time for a handful of luncheon vouchers?
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freakydancer replied

13 April 2007, 13:28
Originally posted by Ted Crilly

I will if you won't.

Wendigo is a bloke.

Bender!!!
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Ted Crilly replied

13 April 2007, 13:25
Originally posted by wendigo100

Behave yourself!

I will if you won't.
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wendigo100 replied

13 April 2007, 13:18
Originally posted by freakydancer

A "friend" eh...

Behave yourself!
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ChimpMaster replied

13 April 2007, 13:16
Originally posted by freakydancer

A "friend" eh...
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freakydancer replied

13 April 2007, 13:13
Originally posted by wendigo100

A friend of mine had that treatment many years ago. Painful. He's been very careful since.

A "friend" eh...
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wendigo100 replied

13 April 2007, 13:04
Originally posted by Captain Dispensable

Apparently they scraped his japs eye out with what looked like one of those bristly smoking pipe cleaners.

A friend of mine had that treatment many years ago. Painful. He's been very careful since.
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Captain Dispensable replied

13 April 2007, 12:23
A friend who's in the navy once had to go to the clinic to sort out an infection he'd picked up whilst on a 'tour of duty'. Apparently they scraped his japs eye out with what looked like one of those bristly smoking pipe cleaners.

Just the thought makes me double bag up everytime I'm near some wild flange.
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