My mate went to see a call-girl

**XTC** · 13 April 2007, 10:16

Originally posted by TazMaN

She cost £150 but apparent was fit as feck. Sounded like he had a most interesting hour with her.... more than I get with my Mrs anyway!

Can't believe this call-girl earns more than I do. But then again I certainly wouldn't take it in the mouth.

Or anywhere else for that matter.

Bullsh*t.
a)every man has his price
b)you're from Tassie.

**Kyajae** · 13 April 2007, 10:19

Originally posted by TazMaN

She cost £150 but apparent was fit as feck. Sounded like he had a most interesting hour with her.... more than I get with my Mrs anyway!

Can't believe this call-girl earns more than I do. But then again I certainly wouldn't take it in the mouth.

Or anywhere else for that matter.

I thought call girls worked in call centres. Do I need to get out more?

**XTC** · 13 April 2007, 10:22

No I think call centres are where a companies customers phone in and people take the calls and deal with them appropriately.

**freakydancer** · 13 April 2007, 10:30

Originally posted by TazMaN

She cost £150 but apparent was fit as feck. Sounded like he had a most interesting hour with her.... more than I get with my Mrs anyway!

Can't believe this call-girl earns more than I do. But then again I certainly wouldn't take it in the mouth.

Or anywhere else for that matter.

A "mate" eh...

**Kyajae** · 13 April 2007, 10:32

Originally posted by freakydancer

A "mate" eh...

Oh, yes. My 'mate' spent the night with a call girl a couple of weeks ago and has now found a rather strangly coloured growth on his appendige. What should my mate do?

**freakydancer** · 13 April 2007, 10:34

Originally posted by Kyajae

Oh, yes. My 'mate' spent the night with a call girl a couple of weeks ago and has now found a rather strangly coloured growth on his appendige. What should my mate do?

I'd suggest your "mate" go on a killing spree on call girls. Get Sockpuppet involved - as a trucker he'll have all the inside knowledge on the best ways to go about it and dispose of the evidence.

**andy** · 13 April 2007, 10:40

Originally posted by Kyajae

Oh, yes. My 'mate' spent the night with a call girl a couple of weeks ago and has now found a rather strangly coloured growth on his appendige. What should my mate do?

your mate shoudl spread these love flowers

**XTC** · 13 April 2007, 10:46

I've got some quicklime and a shovel you can borrow/purchase. I don't really want to go into why I've got them, I just do.

**BrilloPad** · 13 April 2007, 12:01

Originally posted by Kyajae

Oh, yes. My 'mate' spent the night with a call girl a couple of weeks ago and has now found a rather strangly coloured growth on his appendige. What should my mate do?

Drinking green tea twice a day will cure it about 3 weeks.

My mate went to see a call-girl