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Well, it's no coincidence that his personal army is Swiss. But I've said too much...Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
The Pope?
England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.Comment
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yeh, in the bomb shelters under every bank and municipal building*Originally posted by Uncle Albert View Post
I imagine that there are a lot of very well armed people who would not like anything to happen to the gnomes and their discreetly stored deposits.
*and lots of private buiildings too.He who Hingeth aboot, Getteth Hee Haw. https://forums.contractoruk.com/core...ies/smokin.gifComment
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seen better trained boy scouts.Originally posted by NotAllThereI only use my British Passport to cross the UK border. The danger of crossing out of Switzerland with a Swiss passport is that the passport officer might speak to you in dialect.
Yeah. It's called The Swiss Army. Currently with 147,000 active personnel. Around twice the size of the UK Army.He who Hingeth aboot, Getteth Hee Haw. https://forums.contractoruk.com/core...ies/smokin.gifComment
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<Conspiracy>Originally posted by Uncle Albert View Post
Well, it's no coincidence that his personal army is Swiss. But I've said too much...
We mention the Pope and Swiss gnomes and all of a sudden he's being whisked off to hospital.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cqldnp9rxzeo
</Conspiracy>England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.Comment
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<Conspiracy>Originally posted by Uncle Albert View Post
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We mention the Pope and Swiss gnomes and all of a sudden he's being whisked off to hospital.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cqldnp9rxzeo
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I read in the Daily Mail that he's actually a Protestant
< / Conspiracy>…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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maybe, but arming part time civilians and calling it an 'army' doesn't make it so.Originally posted by NotAllThere
Sure. Maybe the boy scouts had Swiss Army knives as well.He who Hingeth aboot, Getteth Hee Haw. https://forums.contractoruk.com/core...ies/smokin.gifComment
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Let me stop you there...Originally posted by NotAllThere
Now you're just displaying your ignorance. ....
Blog? What blog...?
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Sounds like what Cojak put me through before I became a mod.Originally posted by NotAllThereFor new conscripts it's 21 weeks boot camp, followed by another 6 weeks of specialising. Over half a year in training. Thereafter, you must complete six 3-week refresher courses. You're also obliged to spend time on the local firing range until your duty is discharged.
It's rather more rigourous than the TA.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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oh, - now that's really tough! - gruelling even.Originally posted by NotAllThere
Now you're just displaying your ignorance. For new conscripts it's 21 weeks boot camp, followed by another 6 weeks of specialising. Over half a year in training. Thereafter, you must complete six 3-week refresher courses. You're also obliged to spend time on the local firing range until your duty is discharged.
It's rather more rigourous than the TA.
WOW!
OMG!
HOW can anyone go through THAT?

they've got a TA too?
what do they do? - two pressups and a run round the Zurichzee?Last edited by sadkingbilly; 18 February 2025, 10:25.He who Hingeth aboot, Getteth Hee Haw. https://forums.contractoruk.com/core...ies/smokin.gifComment
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