Sir Kier Starmer and the rumours...

[Gibbon]

Paddy Pantsdown?

John (Grey) Major was allegedly a lot better than he looked a bit like Ronnie Reagan.

John Major left the country with better finances than he found.
Instigated the National Lottery with the subsequent flood of Olympic medals
Did the ground work for the Good Friday agreement (maybe he should sort Palestine/Israel out?)

And most importantly heroically proved it was possible to shag Edwina Curry and survive!

[cojak]

Does it matter if politicians have multiple kids anymore? It obviously didn't matter to Boris Johnson.

[Gibbon]

Does it matter if politicians have multiple kids anymore? It obviously didn't matter to Boris Johnson.

I don't think it ever mattered having multiple kids, or even recently multiple kids with multiple partners (second marriages). But maybe multiple kids with multiple partners whilst still married to different partner is pushing it.

[cojak]

I don't think it ever mattered having multiple kids, or even recently multiple kids with multiple partners (second marriages). But maybe multiple kids with multiple partners whilst still married to different partner is pushing it.

I repeat, it never mattered to Boris Johnson.

[courtg9000]

John Major left the country with better finances than he found.
Instigated the National Lottery with the subsequent flood of Olympic medals
Did the ground work for the Good Friday agreement (maybe he should sort Palestine/Israel out?)

And most importantly heroically proved it was possible to shag Edwina Curry and survive!

One day I will tell you how to get blocked by Edwina Curry on Twitter! Its easy, accurate and the same thing has been done by many people including me!

[DoctorStrangelove]

I repeat, it never mattered to Boris Johnson.

Nothing mattered to The Fat Owl of the Remove, truth included.

[vetran]

One day I will tell you how to get blocked by Edwina Curry on Twitter! Its easy, accurate and the same thing has been done by many people including me!

ask her how she likes her eggs in the morning?

[courtg9000]

ask her how she likes her eggs in the morning?

no, tell her that the most intelligent thing to ever come out of her mouth is John Major's penis, trust me, guaranteed block, i wasn't the first and i'm not the last!

[Zigenare]

no, tell her that the most intelligent thing to ever come out of her mouth is John Major's penis, trust me, guaranteed block, i wasn't the first and i'm not the last!

Elegantly succinct - like it! Btw, why the **** were you following Eggwina in the first place?

[WTFH]

Have we heard anything else about the rumours, apart from they were started by Reform UK's grifting department?