Originally posted by northernladuk
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Is it because I'm Scottish?
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The accent is only half the problem. After many years working around service desks and call centres of various sizes, the other half is the call taker either working to a set script, which they will run through without thinking or necessarily understanding, or they are technically good enough to understand what they are doing so will be using technical jargon and abbreviations. Getting them to calm down and explain things to a non-expert is harder than many realise. "Can you right-click on the desktop please" can be construed as finding a Sharpie and writing "Click" next to the keyboard... A trivial example but it has happened.Blog? What blog...?
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To be fair communication is a skill that is very rarely taught. The experts know it needs to be, Kings & Prime ministers have frequently had speech therapy. Mrs T for instance lost her northern twang and fast paced speech.Originally posted by malvolio View Post
The accent is only half the problem. After many years working around service desks and call centres of various sizes, the other half is the call taker either working to a set script, which they will run through without thinking or necessarily understanding, or they are technically good enough to understand what they are doing so will be using technical jargon and abbreviations. Getting them to calm down and explain things to a non-expert is harder than many realise. "Can you right-click on the desktop please" can be construed as finding a Sharpie and writing "Click" next to the keyboard... A trivial example but it has happened.
How to be precise, gathered and calm in negotiations. Interactive listening, leading the converstation etc.
Lots to go wrong but companies throw agents into the frey with no training or guidelines.
Funniest example was when I was part of the team that installed a telephone system 36 years ago in an organisation that did re-insurance who had also changed their name to PSAC which was pronounced by the Oxbridge call centre manager as Peas-sack. The customer support agents were all local to Tower Bridge. These young ladies all with eyelash extensions. 6 inch heels & 6" nails started answering the phone in a heavy cockney accent saying "good morning Piss-sack". My colleagues and I went for a smoke outside and a good laugh.
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One thing that irks me about service centre calls is when the user doesn't understand first and last names. You introduce yourself as say 'Brian Smith' and then the caller either asks if I want to be called or starts to call me Mr Brian. It rarely goes well after that. Not quite an accent issue but none the less isn't great.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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I used to think this was just an Indian quirk but I noticed it on a global (non-IT) forum I frequent where it's used by people in multiple parts of Asia, Africa and Latin America.Originally posted by northernladuk View PostOne thing that irks me about service centre calls is when the user doesn't understand first and last names. You introduce yourself as say 'Brian Smith' and then the caller either asks if I want to be called or starts to call me Mr Brian. It rarely goes well after that. Not quite an accent issue but none the less isn't great.Comment
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sorted!Originally posted by Mr edison View Post
I used to think this was just an Indian quirk but I noticed it on a global (non-IT) forum I frequent where it's used by people in multiple parts of Asia, Africa and Latin America.Comment
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They know it is rude to call people just by their first name if they aren't a friend or close associate. Therefore in order to be polite but not completely formal they put "Mr" in front.Originally posted by edison View Post
I used to think this was just an Indian quirk but I noticed it on a global (non-IT) forum I frequent where it's used by people in multiple parts of Asia, Africa and Latin America.
I wonder what they do with titled people. Like Sir Dr Brian May for example...."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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And in Portugal, when I phoned an Hotel to ask after my father, "I will put you through to Mr B***y"Originally posted by edison View Post
I used to think this was just an Indian quirk but I noticed it on a global (non-IT) forum I frequent where it's used by people in multiple parts of Asia, Africa and Latin America.But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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Try "Mr Smith". Or "sir" will do.Originally posted by northernladuk View PostOne thing that irks me about service centre calls is when the user doesn't understand first and last names. You introduce yourself as say 'Brian Smith' and then the caller either asks if I want to be called or starts to call me Mr Brian. It rarely goes well after that. Not quite an accent issue but none the less isn't great.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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NLUK prefers "Big Boy" apparentlyOriginally posted by NotAllThere View Post
Try "Mr Smith". Or "sir" will do.Comment
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