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    Mind your language - NSFW?

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...dy-claims.html

    SEXUAL TRENDS GOING DOWN IN THE LAST FIVE YEARS:


    1. Cottaging -70 per cent: Engaging in sexual activities in public restrooms or secluded outdoor areas.

    2. Sploshing -54 per cent: Fetish enjoying sensations from sitting or playing in messy food substances.

    3. Zental -53 per cent: Full-body, skin-tight suits made from spandex or nylon used in fetish or costume play.

    4. Micro penis -47 per cent: A smaller-than-average penis size, often less than 2.8 inches when erect.

    5. Cybersex -45 per cent: Engaging in sexual activity / explicit conversations via digital platforms.

    6. Crossdressing -38 per cent: Wearing clothing typically associated with the opposite gender for personal expression.

    7. Bondage -36 per cent: Consensual practice involving restraining or tying up a partner for sexual pleasure.

    8. Dogging -34 per cent: Engaging in or watching sexual activities in public places, usually involving strangers.

    9. Spanking -33 per cent: Act of striking someone's buttocks for sexual pleasure or as part of BDSM.

    10. Foreplay -32 per cent: Stimulation preceding sexual intercourse, intended to heighten arousal and intimacy.
    going down fnaar fnaar


    SEXUAL TRENDS GOING UP IN THE LAST FIVE YEARS:


    1. Gooning +778 per cent: Achieving prolonged arousal through sensory overload, often involving hypnotic stimuli.

    2. Femboy +504 per cent: Men or non-binary individuals presenting themselves in feminine ways.

    3. Thirst Trap +335 per cent: Posting enticing content on social media to attract attention or validation.

    4. Throuple +230 per cent: A romantic relationship involving three individuals in a consensual partnership.

    5. Edging +91 per cent: Deliberately delaying orgasm to prolong sexual pleasure.

    6. Findom +83 per cent: Financial domination, where one gains pleasure from controlling another's finances.

    7. Shibari +62 per cent: The intricate art of Japanese rope bondage.

    8. OWO +57 per cent: An emoticon representing a surprised or curious facial expression.

    9. Pegging +30 per cent: Sexual practice where a woman uses a strap-on to anally penetrate a male partner.

    10. Vore +26 per cent: Fetish involving the fantasy of being consumed or consuming another being.
    should have been 'rising!'
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

    #2
    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...dy-claims.html



    going down fnaar fnaar




    should have been 'rising!'
    Wow, so Gooning has gone up from 1 person per 100 million to near 8 per 100 million.
    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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      #3
      6. Findom +83 per cent: Financial domination, where one gains pleasure from controlling another's finances.
      How is that a sexual act?? Well I hope it isn't becuase I do that in the middle of the office every day.
      Last edited by northernladuk; 14 December 2023, 20:43.
      'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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        #4
        Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

        Wow, so Gooning has gone up from 1 person per 100 million to near 8 per 100 million.
        yes now there is stiff competition!
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #5
          Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
          How is that a sexual act?? Well I hope it isn't becuase I do that in the middle of the office every day.
          you can get fired for that!

          NLUK (loadsamoney - stylee) - hello daarling you wanna see my WAAAADDDD?
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #6
            Rather similar DM thing here.

            Pornhub releases its most searched fetishes globally in 2023 - with 'GRANNY' and 'MILF' taking the top spots | Daily Mail Online

            Like this bit. "Users were particularly interested in 'mature' content, with searches like 'sexy granny', 'MILF', 'DILF' and 'cougar' all making the top spots". Hey! Maybe I can still make some money as a rent boy!
            bloggoth

            If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
            John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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              #7
              Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
              Rather similar DM thing here.

              Pornhub releases its most searched fetishes globally in 2023 - with 'GRANNY' and 'MILF' taking the top spots | Daily Mail Online

              Like this bit. "Users were particularly interested in 'mature' content, with searches like 'sexy granny', 'MILF', 'DILF' and 'cougar' all making the top spots". Hey! Maybe I can still make some money as a rent boy!
              I doubt you will make much here.

              https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ng-crisis.html

              Families' disgust as fathers on the school run are being targeted by sex workers in Britain's failed first legal red light district - as they are now being forced to offer Christmas cut-price specials due to the cost of living crisis

              ...




              Families' have been left disgusted as sex workers in Britain's failed first legal red light district are targeting fathers on the school run with Christmas cut-price specials.

              Sex can be bought for as little as £30 before 9am and £10 after midnight on the streets of Leeds due to the cost-of-living crisis.

              Demand on the streets of Leeds exploded in 2014 when the local council introduced a policy that 'tolerated' prostitution.




              legalise it and see it disappear...
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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