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    Outrageous film names

    Flicking through Prime and I stumbled on this bit of excellent art "The Scrotum"!

    https://www.imdb.com/title/tt13386604/

    Luckily unlike Hitler they made a pair of them.

    Storyline

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    A weekend getaway turns to terror after a bizarre shaving incident releases a bloodthirsty monster upon a peaceful lakeside community.Did you know

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    So any real stupid film names please.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

    #2
    Men in Black men.

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      #3
      Supercock
      https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073767/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

      It's not about what you think, unless you thought what it's actually about but I doubt it, but maybe you did.

      'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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        #4
        The Bible. They never paid royalties to the author.
        "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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          #5
          If we're on books, I found the reviews of Large Ships and How to Avoid Them rather amusing.
          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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            #6
            Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
            If we're on books, I found the reviews of Large Ships and How to Avoid Them rather amusing.
            It's not and the book is actually called 'How to Avoid Huge Ships'. Reviews are mildly interesting I'll give you that.

            I do think you might have revealed your Amazon browsing habits though. A bit further down, in the Customers that view this also viewed' the second book is called 'Images You Should not Masterbate To'. Might be worth browsing Amazon anonymously if you intend to post anything on CUK

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            'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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              #7
              Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
              I do think you might have revealed your Amazon browsing habits though. A bit further down, in the Customers that view this also viewed' the second book is called 'Images You Should not Masterbate To'. Might be worth browsing Amazon anonymously if you intend to post anything on CUK
              I’m not seeing that. Are you sure it’s not your/your accountant’s browsing history you’re seeing?
              …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                #8
                Originally posted by WTFH View Post

                I’m not seeing that. Are you sure it’s not your/your accountant’s browsing history you’re seeing?


                Quite.

                Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                  #9
                  I was expecting more like this obviously NSFW

                  https://www.adultsheepfinder.us/
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    I got this extra in my Amazon no Banana slicer

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