This you NLUK?

[vetran]

Not from there, more towards Bradford but just the name gives me goosebumps. Spent years in a brass band playing endless concerts in East Ardsley church to an audience made up of 95% parents. What a waste of my life that was.

you didn't get laid? I was in the choir where all the hot girls were!

[northernladuk]

you didn't get laid? I was in the choir where all the hot girls were!

Hot girls went to the choir because all the guys in it were gay so it was their safe place... until the testosterone filled Trombone section arrived.

[vetran]

Hot girls went to the choir because all the guys in it were gay so it was their safe place... until the testosterone filled Trombone section arrived.

There was Young farmers, the fete committee, the choir or the cricket club (all boys).

maybe there was something in the water up north that affected the guys?

[NotAllThere]

until the testosterone filled Trombone section arrived.

Is that a euphemism? (Or a euphoniumism).

[Gibbon]

I was seven - didn't have much choice!

Mind you speaking Swiss with a Barnsley accent would have been fun. Actually Barnsley is on the up a bit, certainly better than those towns west of it.

[Dactylion]

Best thing to come from Barnsley since..... well ever

THE BAR-STEWARD SONS OF VAL DOONICAN (thebarstewardsons.com)

[Dactylion]

Best thing to come from Barnsley since..... well ever

THE BAR-STEWARD SONS OF VAL DOONICAN (thebarstewardsons.com)

PS - Bjorn is leaving soon :-(

[vetran]

Mind you speaking Swiss with a Barnsley accent would have been fun. Actually Barnsley is on the up a bit, certainly better than those towns west of it.

only need the one phrase

Hey, Junge, hast du deinen Buchhalter gefragt?

[northernladuk]

only need the one phrase

Good advice is good advice in any language.