Which one do you fit?

[NotAllThere]

Which one of you will go downstairs in the middle of the night to investigate a noise that may or may not be a burglar?

Me.

But she gets rid of spiders.

[ladymuck]

I'm the one who investigates noises. I also throw spiders out the window if they are in the way. I do the cooking, cleaning, laundry, car maintenance and small DIY jobs.

[sadkingbilly]

I'm the one who investigates noises. I also throw spiders out the window if they are in the way. I do the cooking, cleaning, laundry, car maintenance and small DIY jobs.

my butler does all that stuff

[vetran]

my butler does all that stuff

Does your carer know you call him "My Butler"?

[northernladuk]

I'm the one who investigates noises. I also throw spiders out the window if they are in the way. I do the cooking, cleaning, laundry, car maintenance and small DIY jobs.

Yes but you should really throw a robe on before investigating Forget that. As you were

[ladymuck]

my butler does all that stuff

I sacked my Butler #costoflivingcrisis