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    No Banana...

    if they are from Tesco

    No I'm not putting pictures.

    https://metro.co.uk/2023/04/13/man-f...anas-18603917/

    A Tesco customer got the ‘fright of his life’ when he found a huntsman spider on his bananas – clinging onto a large egg sac that could have contained up to 200 babies.

    The huge spider is thought to have travelled unnoticed more than 4,000 miles from the Dominican Republic before crawling out of Craig Harrison’s bag of fruit.

    The ‘horrified’ 35-year-old was forced to manoeuvre the eight-legged creature into a Tupperware box at his Windsor home, before it was sent off to the supermarket’s pest control service.

    Tesco has apologised and offered him £100 in compensation for the shock, but he is still considering whether he’ll accept it.
    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

    #2
    I wonder how often they'll pay up? You can buy a huntsman for less than £100.
    England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.

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      #3
      could've been worse, - could've been on his plums

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        #4
        Originally posted by Uncle Albert View Post
        I wonder how often they'll pay up? You can buy a huntsman for less than £100.
        They willl give it to him in Tesco vouchers or on his club card.
        "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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          #5
          Massive but harmless spider found in one a bunch of bananas.

          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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            #6
            Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
            Massive but harmless spider found in one a bunch of bananas.
            The question you should have been asking was it real tupperware or a knock off?

            Tupperware won't exist soon - https://www.bbc.com/news/business-65243711
            "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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              #7
              Why didn't they just step on it?
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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