They're not laughing now

[NotAllThere]

NO. Just say NO.

[SueEllen]

But they are the same size and shape.
Do you think the police can tell the difference, or will smart "criminals" just put their NO in bike pumps?

The Met police have already been filmed stopping black cyclists in MAMIL gear accusing them of smelling of cannabis, so I expect them to stop such cyclists for having bike pumps...

[Zigenare]

But they are the same size and shape.
Do you think the police can tell the difference, or will smart "criminals" just put their NO in bike pumps?

Specialist CO2 capsules used for pistols and rifles have a small amount of oil in the "mix" - deffo not recommended for inhalation...
(perhaps a few capsules sprinkled amongst the NOS might help with thinning the crowd of feral fuqwits - SE, do you fancy testing the theory?)

[SueEllen]

Specialist CO2 capsules used for pistols and rifles have a small amount of oil in the "mix" - deffo not recommended for inhalation...
(perhaps a few capsules sprinkled amongst the NOS might help with thinning the crowd of feral fuqwits - SE, do you fancy testing the theory?)

I only have inhaled laughing gas under medical supervision so I will give it a pass, but thanks for the offer.

However I'm sure I can find some local youngsters down at one of my local parks who would take up your offer.

[xoggoth]

Apparently the effects only last for 2 minutes. Not good value for money. Injecting yourself with a bit of Harpic is better.

[d000hg]

Apparently the effects only last for 2 minutes. Not good value for money. Injecting yourself with a bit of Harpic is better.

Some people pay a lot for 2 minutes of fun.

[vetran]

Some people pay a lot for 2 minutes of fun.

Surprisingly many people don't pay for that and last a lot longer! Apparently you can get pills for that!