Contractor wisdom that you live by <one liners only>

[TheDude]

pardon me for asking but what kind of work do you do?

Office bore.

[Zigenare]

pardon me for asking but what kind of work do you do?

Team's ugly ginger child.

[Lance]

in the land of the blind the one-eyed man is King

[ladymuck]

AYCOTBAC?

[woohoo]

Any estimate you give for a piece of work will be taken as gospel, there is no way around this. Don't kill yourself for made-up deadlines.

[northernladuk]

Never start without a contract. The clue is in what you are, a CONTRACTor.

[ladymuck]

If you do have to go on site, make sure you know where the best parking facilities are.

[vetran]

If you do have to go on site, make sure you know where the best parking facilities are.

+ best coffee & food.

[northernladuk]

If you work on site make sure you get to know the most important people, these being the reception people, security and canteen staff.

[vetran]

If you work on site make sure you get to know the most important people, these being the reception people, security and canteen staff.

yep, if you want to know what's going on ask these people.