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[northernladuk]

Its gonna bomb. Tradition pop songs never do well and that sultry way she sings etc doesn't make it a good song if you get me. UK Pop doesn't go down to well in other Europeans countries so we are screwed this year IMO

Has to be something uplifting with a nice song which crescendos in to a big chorus that everyone can sing to. Similar to the last years song.

[woohoo]

Hope she does well but she reminds me of Dua Lipa but a poor man’s version.

[WTFH]

yep look like some cheap vampire flick! No way they are getting near my package.

I don’t think she’ll be flicking anything with those.

It’s not like she’s just got a Charlie nail, I mean how does she wipe her backside after a dump?

[vetran]

I don’t think she’ll be flicking anything with those.

It’s not like she’s just got a Charlie nail, I mean how does she wipe her backside after a dump?

carefully of course!

[ladymuck]

I hope that wasn't a real XR3 Cabriolet

I don't understand the use of the XR3 when the lyrics talk about wanting to trash his 'Benz'. I guess the video budget didn't stretch to hiring that marque.

[d000hg]

What utter trash. The chorus sounds like the Venga Boys.

Sam was far, far better - an actual performance by someone who can sing.

[SueEllen]

Those nails really are horrible.

We are apparently old those "nails" are fashionable.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-64873467