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We know a joke about that
Two Thai girls asked me if id like to go to bed with them, and they said it would be like winning the lottery.
I agreed and they were right... We all stripped off and to my horror, had six matching balls!Comment
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Fun fact. Iodine tablets only work in protecting you against radioactive iodine - not radiation in general. Nuclear explosions, unlike power plant leaks, don't produce much radioactive iodine.Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View PostNZ. It takes longer for the fallout to reach there. They've probly got stocks of iodine tablets too.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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I'm guessing this has something to do with the forthcoming tax hikes and how it's legalised theft, so why not move to the UAE or one of the miserable islands off Great Britain and be done with it?Comment
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Legalised theft is by definition a contradiction. But yes you run off you the Arabian paradise.Originally posted by ensignia View PostI'm guessing this has something to do with the forthcoming tax hikes and how it's legalised theft, so why not move to the UAE or one of the miserable islands off Great Britain and be done with it?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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And highly skilledOriginally posted by jamesbrown View Post
But..... we're British!
"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Oddly enough I knew that.Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
Fun fact. Iodine tablets only work in protecting you against radioactive iodine - not radiation in general. Nuclear explosions, unlike power plant leaks, don't produce much radioactive iodine.
Now, may I innerest you in some Cobalt Thorium G?
Looking on the bright side, being the age I am
I've got a fair amount of Strontium 90 in my bones from all those nice atmospheric tests back in the day
When the fun stops, STOP.Comment
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Speak for yourself, I'm in the lower half of moderately skilled.Originally posted by SueEllen View PostAnd highly skilled
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