- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
Caption Competition # 17
Collapse
X
-
Caption Competition # 17
"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell -
One is in it altogether with one's subjects."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell -
-
Only after one's burnt all the Meghan photos...Originally posted by vetran View Postnext we burn commoners!His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
-
That should see us all through a couple of winters.Originally posted by Mordac View Post
Only after one's burnt all the Meghan photos...Comment
-
"Pensioner keeps warm by fire like in the old days before central heating."
I don't particularly like her, but it's sad to see the IV catheter bruise on the back of her hand. My guess is embalming fluid.Comment
-
I can't read it, but I ain't never seen a fireplace with latin written on it before. That's real posh that is!Comment
-
Have you never been to Hebden Bridge?Originally posted by v6g View PostI can't read it, but I ain't never seen a fireplace with latin written on it before. That's real posh that is!Comment
-
Ah yes they have inscribed cunnilingōrum over most.Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
Have you never been to Hebden Bridge?
Why is Hebden Bridge the lesbian capital? - BBC NewsBut I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
-
Jeez, modern youth....Originally posted by v6g View PostI can't read it, but I ain't never seen a fireplace with latin written on it before. That's real posh that is!
"Nemo me impune lacessit", the Scottish Royal motto. Loosely translated as "Don't mess wi' me, Jimmy!"Blog? What blog...?
Comment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- JSL rules ‘are HMRC’s way to make contractor umbrella company clients give a sh*t where their money goes’ Today 07:42
- Contractors warned over HMRC charging £3.5 billion too much Feb 6 03:18
- Statutory Sick Pay (SSP) for umbrella company contractors: an April 2026 explainer Feb 5 07:19
- IR35: IT contractors ‘most concerned about off-payroll working rules’ Feb 4 07:11
- Labour’s near-silence on its employment status shakeup is telling, and disappointing Feb 3 07:47
- Business expenses: What IT contractors can and cannot claim from HMRC Jan 30 08:44
- April’s umbrella PAYE risk: how contractors’ end-clients are prepping Jan 29 05:45
- How EV tax changes of 2025-2028 add up for contractor limited company directors Jan 28 08:11
- Under the terms he was shackled by, Ray McCann’s Loan Charge Review probably is a fair resolution Jan 27 08:41
- Contractors, a £25million crackdown on rogue company directors is coming Jan 26 05:02

Comment