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Caption Competition # 17
"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell -
One is in it altogether with one's subjects."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell -
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Only after one's burnt all the Meghan photos...Originally posted by vetran View Postnext we burn commoners!His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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That should see us all through a couple of winters.Originally posted by Mordac View Post
Only after one's burnt all the Meghan photos...Comment
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"Pensioner keeps warm by fire like in the old days before central heating."
I don't particularly like her, but it's sad to see the IV catheter bruise on the back of her hand. My guess is embalming fluid.Comment
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I can't read it, but I ain't never seen a fireplace with latin written on it before. That's real posh that is!Comment
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Have you never been to Hebden Bridge?Originally posted by v6g View PostI can't read it, but I ain't never seen a fireplace with latin written on it before. That's real posh that is!Comment
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Ah yes they have inscribed cunnilingōrum over most.Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
Have you never been to Hebden Bridge?
Why is Hebden Bridge the lesbian capital? - BBC NewsBut I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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Jeez, modern youth....Originally posted by v6g View PostI can't read it, but I ain't never seen a fireplace with latin written on it before. That's real posh that is!
"Nemo me impune lacessit", the Scottish Royal motto. Loosely translated as "Don't mess wi' me, Jimmy!"Blog? What blog...?
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