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    #11
    Originally posted by Paddy View Post

    I can see a problem here. The illegal import of crocodile skin.
    AYCOTBAC?

    If you can't import crocodile skin and a few blood diamonds, what kind of contractor are you?

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      #12
      Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

      AYCOTBAC?

      If you can't import crocodile skin and a few blood diamonds, what kind of contractor are you?
      AYCOTBAC?
      Why would you carry €50 notes, when €500s take up 1/10 the space?
      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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        #13
        Originally posted by WTFH View Post

        AYCOTBAC?
        Why would you carry €50 notes, when €500s take up 1/10 the space?
        I was talking about £50 not €50 notes. Why would a brit take that forrin worthless muck anywhere?

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          #14
          money and wallets are so antiquated. don't you all just pay with your watch?

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            #15
            Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

            I was talking about £50 not €50 notes. Why would a brit take that forrin worthless muck anywhere?
            Always travel with strong currency, not weak.
            …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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              #16
              Originally posted by PCTNN View Post
              money and wallets are so antiquated. don't you all just pay with your watch?
              While you might find you can barter your Rolex for things in some countries, a proper contractor's watch is worth a lot more.
              …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                #17
                Originally posted by WTFH View Post

                AYCOTBAC?
                Why would you carry €50 notes, when €500s take up 1/10 the space?
                Have you ever tried to pay with €500 notes? No-one takes them and paying them in to a bank account is not straight forward.
                "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Paddy View Post

                  Have you ever tried to pay with €500 notes? No-one takes them and paying them in to a bank account is not straight forward.
                  I'm a contractor - I tip with €500 notes.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by WTFH View Post

                    While you might find you can barter your Rolex for things in some countries, a proper contractor's watch is worth a lot more.
                    I have two dollars - and a Casio.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by WTFH View Post

                      AYCOTBAC?
                      Why would you carry €50 notes, when €500s take up 1/10 the space?
                      which is why they are so loved by drug dealers & counterfeiters and hated by shops & banks.

                      Because of drug use have your butler hoover them before use or wear gloves.

                      Just take gold sovereigns like real rich people if you have a few they will probably appreciate enough to pay for the holiday!
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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