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    #31
    Originally posted by David71 View Post
    Reading [B][aking up the offer.

    c) HGV driver - never having to deal with people, absolute bliss!
    I haven't been an HGV driver but everything I read suggests that they do have to deal with unreasonable people - other road users and people at distribution centres being the two most obvious examples. Also you may end up dealing with people you'd prefer not to -

    https://www.theguardian.com/society/...or-the-weekend

    Piper was robbed six years ago, in the middle of the night. They took £180,000 worth of clothes. He felt the vehicle moving, but thought it was because of the soft ground on which he was parked, as well as the vibrations from passing traffic. Something felt off, though, so he pulled back the curtain on the passenger side of the cab. A man was standing there. He put one finger on his lips and slid another across his throat. Ten accomplices unloaded the van. Piper called the police, but they said there was nothing they could do. Afterwards, a doctor signed him off work for a week and prescribed him anti-anxiety medication. “It frightened me to bits,” he says.

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      #32
      I quite fancied being a Highways Agency Womble but the money is crap - I assume they pitch the salaries at retired coppers who already have a decent pension. Also not sure if I could stand the gore at road accidents. That aside it was a great idea.

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        #33
        Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View Post

        I haven't been an HGV driver but everything I read suggests that they do have to deal with unreasonable people - other road users and people at distribution centres being the two most obvious examples. Also you may end up dealing with people you'd prefer not to -

        https://www.theguardian.com/society/...or-the-weekend

        Piper was robbed six years ago, in the middle of the night. They took £180,000 worth of clothes. He felt the vehicle moving, but thought it was because of the soft ground on which he was parked, as well as the vibrations from passing traffic. Something felt off, though, so he pulled back the curtain on the passenger side of the cab. A man was standing there. He put one finger on his lips and slid another across his throat. Ten accomplices unloaded the van. Piper called the police, but they said there was nothing they could do. Afterwards, a doctor signed him off work for a week and prescribed him anti-anxiety medication. “It frightened me to bits,” he says.
        HGV drivers quite often leave the doors/curtain open if they are not carrying freight so that criminals don't target their vehicle while they sleep.

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          #34
          Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View Post

          I haven't been an HGV driver but everything I read suggests that they do have to deal with unreasonable people - other road users and people at distribution centres being the two most obvious examples. Also you may end up dealing with people you'd prefer not to -

          https://www.theguardian.com/society/...or-the-weekend

          Piper was robbed six years ago, in the middle of the night. They took £180,000 worth of clothes. He felt the vehicle moving, but thought it was because of the soft ground on which he was parked, as well as the vibrations from passing traffic. Something felt off, though, so he pulled back the curtain on the passenger side of the cab. A man was standing there. He put one finger on his lips and slid another across his throat. Ten accomplices unloaded the van. Piper called the police, but they said there was nothing they could do. Afterwards, a doctor signed him off work for a week and prescribed him anti-anxiety medication. “It frightened me to bits,” he says.
          Truck driving tends to be a life choice, many stay away most of the week so its a challenge for family men. You rarely get paid for waiting and the supermarkets etc. will have you sitting for hours outside. On big sites you will have s small window to unload but if you get caught at a previous site or in traffic all hell breaks loose because you are late.

          Frequently tacho abuse is mandatory enforced by employer and the business is run by shady characters so I would avoid working for a small independent. If you work for the supermarkets they seem to have a constant fire & rehire policy via agencies for any perceived transgression.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #35
            Originally posted by TheDude View Post

            HGV drivers quite often leave the doors/curtain open if they are not carrying freight so that criminals don't target their vehicle while they sleep.
            I would not be shocked if the employers point out the good loads.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #36
              Originally posted by vetran View Post
              Frequently tacho abuse.
              I have a picture of HGVs being pelted with Mexican takeaway.
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #37
                Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                I have a picture of HGVs being pelted with Mexican takeaway.


                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  #38
                  As well as what Doogie mentioned I wanted to be a writer. Used to write all the time as a kid and had a piece published from a competition I won when I was ten.

                  Then came secondary school where a very unhelpful English teacher accused me of plagiarism on a fantasy piece as my then 11 year old self ‘knew’ way to many big words a kid wouldn’t know. I read the dictionary at 10 a mahoosive Oxford one. After that I gave up and never wrote again

                  Turned out I was really good at problem solving and so fell into IT and then Sale operations towards the end. The last few years going back as a consultant was soul destroying . Having to deal with dickheads again after being in charge was too much and so I jacked it all in .

                  I now sell toys on Amazon, Ebay and to a bit our own website. I took a lease out on a warehouse in April and invested £100k into the business to grow it. So that’s what I’m doing now
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    As well as what Doogie mentioned I wanted to be a writer. Used to write all the time as a kid and had a piece published from a competition I won when I was ten.

                    Then came secondary school where a very unhelpful English teacher accused me of plagiarism on a fantasy piece as my then 11 year old self ‘knew’ way to many big words a kid wouldn’t know. I read the dictionary at 10 a mahoosive Oxford one. After that I gave up and never wrote again

                    Turned out I was really good at problem solving and so fell into IT and then Sale operations towards the end. The last few years going back as a consultant was soul destroying . Having to deal with dickheads again after being in charge was too much and so I jacked it all in .

                    I now sell toys on Amazon, Ebay and to a bit our own website. I took a lease out on a warehouse in April and invested £100k into the business to grow it. So that’s what I’m doing now
                    lovemoney.com?
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by vetran View Post

                      lovemonkey.com?
                      ftfy?

                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                      Originally posted by vetran
                      Urine is quite nourishing

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