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    #1

    DOOM: Monkeypox

    You know the drill - act before panic starts, good luck...

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    Monkeypox is a fake disease invented by Bill Gates and infected by 5G. The vaccine causes blisters because of the size of microchips.

    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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      #3
      The common thread is that they were all in MF's cellar at some point over the last six months.

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        #4
        Here we go again

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          #5
          When I went to the GP with a dreadful itchy rash on Tuesday, she told me it was shingles. Now the truth is coming out…

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            #6
            Originally posted by Jarman View Post
            Here we go again
            More clapping on a Thursday night like a bunch of sea lions !

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              #7
              Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
              When I went to the GP with a dreadful itchy rash on Tuesday, she told me it was shingles. Now the truth is coming out…
              As pointed out.

              I see it's spread to Spain, Portugal, Canada, and SepticLand.
              When the fun stops, STOP.

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                #8
                Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post

                As pointed out.

                I see it's spread to Spain, Portugal, Canada, and SepticLand.
                Moral of the story being...

                Do not shag/eat/bugger about* with monkeys!

                *Delete as appropriate.
                Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.

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                  #9
                  THe Welsh are just praying it doesn't transmit to sheep.
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    #10
                    Damn. Zigenare beat me to it.
                    bloggoth

                    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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