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DOOM: Monkeypox
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Monkeypox is a fake disease invented by Bill Gates and infected by 5G. The vaccine causes blisters because of the size of microchips.
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When I went to the GP with a dreadful itchy rash on Tuesday, she told me it was shingles. Now the truth is coming out…
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More clapping on a Thursday night like a bunch of sea lions !Originally posted by Jarman View PostHere we go again

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As pointed out.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostWhen I went to the GP with a dreadful itchy rash on Tuesday, she told me it was shingles. Now the truth is coming out…

I see it's spread to Spain, Portugal, Canada, and SepticLand.When the fun stops, STOP.Comment
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Moral of the story being...Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
As pointed out.
I see it's spread to Spain, Portugal, Canada, and SepticLand.
Do not shag/eat/bugger about* with monkeys!
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THe Welsh are just praying it doesn't transmit to sheep.
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Damn. Zigenare beat me to it.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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