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    #21
    Reminds me of my (urgent) colour printer maintenance course (self taught) at one of my first clients many years ago. I foolishly tried printing off an x-rated downloaded pic on the company's brand new Apple colour printer, and the paper jammed inside. Had a job getting it out before anyone noticed . Those were the days without user profiles and website monitoring..

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      #22
      Little Britain has it covered

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      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #24
          I knew a girl who called her vibrator her tractor

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            #25
            Apparently Neil Parish was searching for types of tractors on his phone in The Commons, Instead of typing In Massey Ferguson he typed in Messy Facials, c*m on we've all done it
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #26
              I'm sure every bird enthusiast searching for "great tits" knows his pain.
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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