Right chaps get your family jewels out and tan them!

[vetran]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...g-USELESS.html

Experts warn Tucker Carlson-promoted 'testicle tanning' is USELESS for testosterone generation and can actually REDUCE fertility by harming sperm

• Experts warn that the practice of 'testicle tanning' will do little to boost T levels or raise sperm counts
• The practice rose to infamy this week when Fox News host Tucker Carlson discussed it as part a promotion for an upcoming documentary
• The experts say that lower levels of T and decreased fertility are likely the sign of an underlying condition
• Dr Helen Bernie, of Indiana University, says that instead of listening to TV hosts, concerned men should speak to a professional

you heard it here first.

[northernladuk]

Millions of Tucker Carlson viewers unable to reproduce? Maybe junk science isn’t all bad.

[vetran]

Maybe junk science isn’t all bad.

spot on

[d000hg]

What's wrong with just lying naked spread-eagled on a piece of tin-foil in the garden?

[ladymuck]

What's wrong with just lying naked spread-eagled on a piece of tin-foil in the garden?

Lots!

[northernladuk]

What's wrong with just lying naked spread-eagled on a piece of tin-foil in the garden?

Well I find when i am doing doing the top side it leaves some really strange white lines halfway down my thigh and then when you flip it to do the underside it leaves and equally strange white are halfway up my stomach as well. Looks very odd when I go to the pool in my budgie smugglers I can tell you.

[DoctorStrangelove]

Just googled "testicular melanoma". .

Well there's a thing. .

[Gibbon]

Well I find when i am doing doing the top side it leaves some really strange white lines halfway down my thigh and then when you flip it to do the underside it leaves and equally strange white are halfway up my stomach as well. Looks very odd when I go to the pool in my budgie smugglers I can tell you.

Yeah, those stretch-lines just won't tan will they! I'm sure no-one but you notices at the pool!