DOOM: 20 meters high 5G mast to be installed up the street!

**vetran** · 19 April 2022, 13:50

Yeah but your side hustle at deliveroo is going to be much improved.

How many takeaways can you get in the Merc before it pulls to the left?

**Paddy** · 19 April 2022, 14:05

Originally posted by AtW View Post

Kebab shop owner wanted better mobile connection for take aways, me luxury bedsit is now worthless

Look on the bright side, no need for a microwave oven.

**SueEllen** · 19 April 2022, 15:06

You are going to get Covid!!

**eek** · 19 April 2022, 15:49

Originally posted by AtW View Post

Kebab shop owner wanted better mobile connection for take aways, me luxury bedsit is now worthless

There is an upside - you will get a few seconds warning before your mobile starts ringing.

**jamesbrown** · 19 April 2022, 15:54

Is it giving you performance anxiety?

**OwlHoot** · 19 April 2022, 17:11

Originally posted by Paddy View Post

Look on the bright side, no need for a microwave oven.

or having to pay for Tucker Carlson tanning!

**Mordac** · 19 April 2022, 23:15

That's how Bill Gates gets to keep an eye on you...

**WTFH** · 20 April 2022, 06:59

Originally posted by AtW View Post

Kebab shop owner wanted better mobile connection for take aways, me luxury bedsit is now worthless

That must make you Sofa King Angry.

**Eirikur** · 20 April 2022, 10:14

Soros and Gates will now have more control over you through the nano chips injected into you when you took the covid vaccine. You will see a bluescreen saying "memory dump" just before you die.

DOOM: 20 meters high 5G mast to be installed up the street!