DOOM: 20 meters high 5G mast to be installed up the street!

[I am tired TIRED]

Soros and Gates will now have more control over you through the nano chips injected into you when you took the covid vaccine. You will see a bluescreen saying "memory dump" just before you die.

And when he dies, he goes to a better place beyond the antarctic ice wall that surrounds Earth

[jamesbrown]

AtW is hosted on Windows 3.0, which is pre-BSOD.

[Eirikur]

Soros and Gates will now have more control over you through the nano chips injected into you when you took the covid vaccine. You will see a bluescreen saying "memory dump" just before you die.

[WTFH]

Kebab shop owner wanted better mobile connection for take aways, me luxury bedsit is now worthless

That must make you Sofa King Angry.

[Mordac]

That's how Bill Gates gets to keep an eye on you...

[OwlHoot]

Look on the bright side, no need for a microwave oven.

or having to pay for Tucker Carlson tanning!

[jamesbrown]

Is it giving you performance anxiety?

[eek]

Kebab shop owner wanted better mobile connection for take aways, me luxury bedsit is now worthless

There is an upside - you will get a few seconds warning before your mobile starts ringing.

[SueEllen]

You are going to get Covid!!

[Paddy]

Kebab shop owner wanted better mobile connection for take aways, me luxury bedsit is now worthless

Look on the bright side, no need for a microwave oven.

[vetran]

Yeah but your side hustle at deliveroo is going to be much improved.


How many takeaways can you get in the Merc before it pulls to the left?

[AtW]

Kebab shop owner wanted better mobile connection for take aways, me luxury bedsit is now worthless