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    #21
    Originally posted by vetran View Post

    FTFY
    You don't do subtlety, do you
    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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      #22
      Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

      I thought you were dead!
      Only from the waist down.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #23
        Originally posted by Mordac View Post

        You don't do subtlety, do you
        Nope most of the posters don't understand it.

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          #24
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

          Only from the waist down.
          And neck up.
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #25
            Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

            I expect by now the Russkies will have reactivated Perimitr.

            So we'll just have to hope there are no bright flashes or earthquakes etc anywhere near the sensors!
            Had to do something with all that Cobalt Thorium G. .
            When the fun stops, STOP.

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              #26
              Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

              I thought you were dead!
              No, greenpeace managed to get him off the beach and into the water in time.
              I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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                #27
                Originally posted by vetran View Post

                FTFY
                You do get the irony of that? If not, have a look in the mirror
                I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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