Minor miracle

[d000hg]

Carrying a full cup of hot coffee, out of nowhere came a violent sneeze, where you just have enough time to know it's coming but not do anything about it other than think "oh crap this is a pale carpet".

Didn't spill a drop

Anyone else got tedious near-misses or similar they'd like to entertain us with on a Monday?

[ladymuck]

no. nothing comes to mind

[OwlHoot]

Next time slap your hand over the top of the cup and grit your teeth.

Tough guys don't cry just because the palm of their hand is slightly scalded by some hot coffee!

[d000hg]

I reckon I might be a skilled egg-and-spooner*. How does one turn professional in that sport?


*edit: that has to be in urban dictionary, I'm not checking!

[NotAllThere]

Are you trying to replace Gricer? :-o :-D

[vetran]

Are you trying to replace Gricer? :-o :-D

needs more sprite!