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vetran replied

21 March 2022, 12:28
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

Are you trying to replace Gricer? :-o :-D

needs more sprite!
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NotAllThere replied

21 March 2022, 12:24
Are you trying to replace Gricer? :-o :-D
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d000hg replied

21 March 2022, 12:21
I reckon I might be a skilled egg-and-spooner*. How does one turn professional in that sport?

*edit: that has to be in urban dictionary, I'm not checking!
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OwlHoot replied

21 March 2022, 12:17
Next time slap your hand over the top of the cup and grit your teeth.

Tough guys don't cry just because the palm of their hand is slightly scalded by some hot coffee!
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ladymuck replied

21 March 2022, 12:14
no. nothing comes to mind
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d000hg started a topic Minor miracle

21 March 2022, 11:29
Minor miracle

Carrying a full cup of hot coffee, out of nowhere came a violent sneeze, where you just have enough time to know it's coming but not do anything about it other than think "oh crap this is a pale carpet".

Didn't spill a drop

Anyone else got tedious near-misses or similar they'd like to entertain us with on a Monday?
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