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    #11
    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    Carrie has given birth again - interesting timing.
    Boris was present at the birth and claimed the baby looked just like him. The midwife then pointed out it was the placenta.
    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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      #12
      Boris was present at the birth and claimed the baby looked just like him
      Bring back the old days when power was inherited and make the baby PM. Couldn't be much worse.
      bloggoth

      If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
      John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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        #13
        Originally posted by Paddy View Post

        Boris was present at the birth and claimed the baby looked just like him. The midwife then pointed out it was the placenta.
        To be fair a baby is suppose to look like their dad when they are born. It is apparently evolutions way of stopping fathers rejecting their new born off-spring. (According to people into that tulip.)
        "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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          #14
          Have you done a new Avatar SE? Looks a bit male. 1500's male anyway.

          PS If you ain't, please ignore. I am pished.
          Last edited by xoggoth; 9 December 2021, 18:00.
          bloggoth

          If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
          John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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            #15
            Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
            What's with the new Avatar SE? Looks a bit male.
            https://dilbert.com/strip/2018-09-08
            "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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              #16
              That's odd. The bald old fart in that cartoon looks like me.

              PS Although do have a bit more hair than that.
              bloggoth

              If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
              John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                #17
                Baby news hasn't stop the headlines about Johnson being a liar.

                The back benchers are apparently working out who could lead them next before they put their letters into the chair of the 1922.

                Wondering when Johnson will step down to spend more time with his family as after all he has two young children and was in hospital last year with Covid.

                https://www.theguardian.com/politics...r-no-10-refurb

                Boris Johnson was accused of misleading his own ethics adviser last night, exposing the prime minister to a potential suspension from the House of Commons, as MPs demanded a fresh probe into his personal donors.

                With pressure mounting after a disastrous series of mistakes and scandals, Johnson’s integrity was once again under the spotlight after an official report suggested he gave differing accounts to investigators looking into the redecoration of his Downing Street flat.

                "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                  #18
                  This isn't going to bring Johnson down. Not in the short term anyway.
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                    Surely this one is better, more for when you assume AtW's role as chief doooooomsayer

                    https://dilbert.com/strip/2011-03-21

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                      Wondering when Johnson will step down to spend more time with his families as after all he has two young children and was in hospital last year with Covid.

                      hmmm
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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