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Boris was present at the birth and claimed the baby looked just like him. The midwife then pointed out it was the placenta.
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Bring back the old days when power was inherited and make the baby PM. Couldn't be much worse.Boris was present at the birth and claimed the baby looked just like himbloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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To be fair a baby is suppose to look like their dad when they are born. It is apparently evolutions way of stopping fathers rejecting their new born off-spring. (According to people into that tulip.)Originally posted by Paddy View Post
Boris was present at the birth and claimed the baby looked just like him. The midwife then pointed out it was the placenta."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Have you done a new Avatar SE? Looks a bit male. 1500's male anyway.
PS If you ain't, please ignore. I am pished.Last edited by xoggoth; 9 December 2021, 18:00.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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https://dilbert.com/strip/2018-09-08Originally posted by xoggoth View PostWhat's with the new Avatar SE? Looks a bit male."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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That's odd. The bald old fart in that cartoon looks like me.
PS Although do have a bit more hair than that.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Baby news hasn't stop the headlines about Johnson being a liar.
The back benchers are apparently working out who could lead them next before they put their letters into the chair of the 1922.
Wondering when Johnson will step down to spend more time with his family as after all he has two young children and was in hospital last year with Covid.
https://www.theguardian.com/politics...r-no-10-refurb
Boris Johnson was accused of misleading his own ethics adviser last night, exposing the prime minister to a potential suspension from the House of Commons, as MPs demanded a fresh probe into his personal donors.
With pressure mounting after a disastrous series of mistakes and scandals, Johnson’s integrity was once again under the spotlight after an official report suggested he gave differing accounts to investigators looking into the redecoration of his Downing Street flat.
"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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This isn't going to bring Johnson down. Not in the short term anyway.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Surely this one is better, more for when you assume AtW's role as chief doooooomsayerOriginally posted by SueEllen View Post
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostWondering when Johnson will step down to spend more time with his families as after all he has two young children and was in hospital last year with Covid.
hmmm
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