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    #11

    Fill yer boots

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      #12
      Originally posted by TheDude View Post
      I once saw a pair of slippers with headlights on them in an innovations catalogue and have regretted not buying them ever since
      Is this an evolution of shoes with mirrored toes?
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #13
        Originally posted by TheDude View Post
        I once saw a pair of slippers with headlights on them in an innovations catalogue and have regretted not buying them ever since
        Ah yes, the "trudging to the loo in the dark" slippers. One can also buy phosphorescent loo covers, to help one's aim in the dark!

        (The obvious solution of turning on lights may not be acceptable if you share a bedroom or don't want to be fully woken by a bright light)
        Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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          #14
          Our American friends just buy night-vision. Well they buy it for "home protection" but if you had it you might as well use it for toilet trips!

          Costs a fortune though.
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #15
            Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

            Ah yes, the "trudging to the loo in the dark" slippers. One can also buy phosphorescent loo covers, to help one's aim in the dark!

            (The obvious solution of turning on lights may not be acceptable if you share a bedroom or don't want to be fully woken by a bright light)
            or just have red led lights as an option.

            Finding the remote is easy I fitted it to the wall. Or use Alexa.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #16
              Originally posted by vetran View Post

              well if you stopped standing on it the wobble wouldn't exist!
              Is that all you do on your kitchen table, stand on it and presumably eat off it ..... maybe have a chat with your missus, I believe she now has a few more ideas of what the table can be used for
              I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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                #17
                Originally posted by Whorty View Post

                Is that all you do on your kitchen table, stand on it and presumably eat off it ..... maybe have a chat with your missus, I believe she now has a few more ideas of what the table can be used for
                No not on the kitchen table its too small for that sort of shenanigans its also got sharp edges. We use the big hallway table for getting jiggy, much less cramped than the back of the Jag or Bentley. Or the desk in my home office but that makes me late back for lunch.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Whorty View Post

                  .... maybe have a chat with your missus, I believe she now has a few more ideas of what the table can be used for
                  and it never wobbled before that!

                  Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                    and it never wobbled before that!
                    No, she commented that it was very stiff and firm
                    I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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