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Originally posted by TheDude View PostI once saw a pair of slippers with headlights on them in an innovations catalogue and have regretted not buying them ever sinceOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by TheDude View PostI once saw a pair of slippers with headlights on them in an innovations catalogue and have regretted not buying them ever since
(The obvious solution of turning on lights may not be acceptable if you share a bedroom or don't want to be fully woken by a bright light)Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Our American friends just buy night-vision. Well they buy it for "home protection" but if you had it you might as well use it for toilet trips!
Costs a fortune though.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
Ah yes, the "trudging to the loo in the dark" slippers. One can also buy phosphorescent loo covers, to help one's aim in the dark!
(The obvious solution of turning on lights may not be acceptable if you share a bedroom or don't want to be fully woken by a bright light)
Finding the remote is easy I fitted it to the wall. Or use Alexa.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View Post
well if you stopped standing on it the wobble wouldn't exist!I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter manComment
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Originally posted by Whorty View Post
Is that all you do on your kitchen table, stand on it and presumably eat off it ..... maybe have a chat with your missus, I believe she now has a few more ideas of what the table can be used forAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View Postand it never wobbled before that!
I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter manComment
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