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    Monday Whinge: Dog owners.

    Monday Whinge: Dog owners.

    Whinge #1. Dogs that lead owners for a walk rather than the owner being in charge.
    Whinge #2. Dogs out of control in parks and molesting other wildlife and humans while the dog owner claims the dog only wants to play.
    Whinge #3. So called ‘companion dogs’, usually owned by grown men and these dogs are treated by shops and restaurants as if they are guide dogs for the blind. You end up with some sort of badly behaved poodle sniffing around the bakery department.
    Whinge #4. Professional dog walkers that expect pedestrians to walk in road when confronted with some bint looking like Camilla Parker Bowles with six dogs.
    Whinge #5. Dog poo.
    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

    #2
    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    Monday Whinge: Dog owners.

    Whinge #1. Dogs that lead owners for a walk rather than the owner being in charge.
    Whinge #2. Dogs out of control in parks and molesting other wildlife and humans while the dog owner claims the dog only wants to play.
    Whinge #3. So called ‘companion dogs’, usually owned by grown men and these dogs are treated by shops and restaurants as if they are guide dogs for the blind. You end up with some sort of badly behaved poodle sniffing around the bakery department.
    Whinge #4. Professional dog walkers that expect pedestrians to walk in road when confronted with some bint looking like Camilla Parker Bowles with six dogs.
    Whinge #5. Dog poo.
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      #3
      Whinge - I agree with both.


      Whinge #6 Dogs taking a human on a walk/trot by a dog using extendable leads.

      "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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        #4
        Whinge #7 - dog owners who think their pet is amazing yet it's just a fur shedding machine that smells of crap and onion crisps

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          #5
          Whinge #8 Dog owners who walk their dogs without a lead and then don't understand why you've shot it dead for running onto your land after it chased your wife, cat or livestock.
          Last edited by NotAllThere; 22 November 2021, 12:19. Reason: Edited: ambiguity spotted by a pedant :-p
          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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            #6
            Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
            Whinge #8 Dog owners who walk their dogs without a lead and then don't understand why you've shot it dead for running onto your land after your wife, cat or livestock.
            you shot your wife & cat first?

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              #7
              Whinge #9 Medium to large dog taking human owner on a walk using a harness. Dog jumps up towards as you walk by. Human says "He's harmless"

              Two weeks later you see dog taking human owner on walk but this time dog is wearing a muzzle.
              "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                #8
                Or the fecking thing kills one man & truly fecks up another:

                https://uk.news.yahoo.com/grandfathe...085445184.html
                When the fun stops, STOP.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
                  Or the fecking thing kills one man & truly fecks up another:

                  https://uk.news.yahoo.com/grandfathe...085445184.html
                  But he (the dog) was completely harmless....
                  "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                    #10
                    Mr Harris had bought the dog through Facebook from a seller in London.
                    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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