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    #11
    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    So, how would he prefer the instructions to be given?

    They're quick and to the point.
    How about they say "Married and has two kids!" which is better than "Married with two kids!", I guess.

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      #12
      Originally posted by BigDataPro View Post

      How about they say "Married and has two kids!" which is better than "Married with two kids!", I guess.
      I was talking about Shake, Squeeze, Squirt

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        #13
        Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

        I was talking about Shake, Squeeze, Squirt

        That's what I call a decent date night!
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #14
          All I've learned is the Pizza Hut have their own brand of ketchup. Are we sure it isn't PH promoting this non-story?

          Why do they have their own ketchup anyway? Firstly, who puts ketchup on pizza and secondly, why not just use a brand people like?
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #15
            Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

            Adrian, from Hull, criticised what he believes are sexual references on the branding of the bottle, which he compared to an ‘app for swingers.’
            Anyone admit to knowing which app for swingers he is using?
            …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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              #16
              Originally posted by WTFH View Post

              Anyone admit to knowing which app for swingers he is using?
              The one that gives you a 15% discount on per hour rates for the Heathrow Thistle?

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                #17
                I suppose if it said jerk and squirt he would have a point.
                bloggoth

                If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                  I suppose if it said jerk and squirt he would have a point.
                  I wonder if he thinks about that scene from When Harry Met Sally when he sees this.

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                  'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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