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    #11
    Originally posted by Whorty View Post
    I'll happily accept Stud Muffin of the Year now


    Looking in another part of the forum I think you have competition.
    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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      #12
      Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

      Do I keep the CUK Poster of the Year title from last year by default? Could it be I am the livelong winner if we don't hold them again?
      AtW will appear at the last minute and after bunging Admin some cryptocurrency the Official Awards will be announced.
      "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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        #13
        Originally posted by SueEllen View Post



        Looking in another part of the forum I think you have competition.
        Nooooooooo
        I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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          #14
          Originally posted by Whorty View Post

          Nooooooooo
          Don't worry. SE has gotten the term confused with putting up dry walls. She didn't realise it was about your lothario streak.
          'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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            #15
            Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

            Don't worry. SE has gotten the term confused with putting up dry walls. She didn't realise it was about your lothario streak.
            Women get like that around me ... they get all flustered and swoon at my good looks and charm
            I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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              #16
              Originally posted by Whorty View Post

              Women get like that around me ... they get all flustered and swoon at my good looks and charm
              "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                #17
                Originally posted by Whorty View Post

                Women get like that around me ... they get all flustered and swoon at my good looks and charm
                When you show then your hanky you mean?
                'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Whorty View Post

                  Women get like that around me ... they get all flustered and swoon at my good looks and charm
                  That's a panic attack.
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

                    You don't see waves crash on the beach but they do
                    You do at the beach. I saw loads do it when I was last there
                    Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                    I preferred version 1!

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

                      Don't worry. SE has gotten the term confused with putting up dry walls.

                      Oh she thought Rock hard was a physical description?

                      resisted any jokes about lube!
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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