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    #51
    Originally posted by vetran View Post

    how did THAT come up in a Business meeting?
    That's exactly what LM said with delight and a rosy flush.
    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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      #52
      Originally posted by vetran View Post

      how did THAT come up in a Business meeting?
      The name Jake was mentioned as a contact within the client that might be doing something and instantly I blurted out "Jake the peg, diddle diddle diddle dee, with his extra leg..." Fortunately, it was an internal meeting and not client facing.

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        #53
        Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

        The name Jake was mentioned as a contact within the client that might be doing something and instantly I blurted out "Jake the peg, diddle diddle diddle dee, with his extra leg..." Fortunately, it was an internal meeting and not client facing.
        I managed to keep "road to nowhere" to myself when I asked where the plan was for our six month finance migration to 3 new systems. Oh we have one they said delighted that I hadn't embarrassed the grown ups. Voila a gantt chart drawn in Excel with "data extract planning creation and loading" as a single bar with no assignees 6 months long.

        see the train crash, live the train crash.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #54
          Originally posted by Fraidycat View Post
          Queen - Fat Bottomed Girls

          I was just a skinny lad
          Never knew no good from bad
          But I knew love before I left my nursery
          Left alone with big fat Fanny
          She was such a naughty nanny
          Hey big woman, you made a bad boy out of me
          It's celebrating larger ladies instead of body shaming, it should be lauded!
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #55
            Originally posted by d000hg View Post

            It's celebrating larger ladies instead of body shaming, it should be lauded!
            yes but his nanny raping him is possibly a bit challenging.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #56
              Originally posted by vetran View Post

              yes but his nanny raping him is possibly a bit challenging.
              You'd have to be pretty weird to think that's what it's about.
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #57
                Originally posted by d000hg View Post

                You'd have to be pretty weird to think that's what it's about.
                Ahem

                I was just a skinny lad
                Never knew no good from bad
                But I knew love before I left my nursery
                Left alone with big fat Fanny
                She was such a naughty nanny
                Hey big woman, you made a bad boy out of me
                You have another interpretation?
                Last edited by vetran; 30 September 2021, 11:22.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  #58
                  Jilted John by Jilted John
                  Also Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves by Cher would have the snowflakes "fumming"
                  Formerly Sausage Surprise but forgot password on account that had email address from old gig

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by vetran View Post

                    Ahem



                    You have another interpretation?
                    Yes, 'naughty' clearly implies she raped a nursery-age child. Sheesh. The band themselves are pretty clear it's just a silly song about liking girls with big bums, you have inside information?
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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                      #60
                      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                      Yes, 'naughty' clearly implies she raped a nursery-age child. Sheesh. The band themselves are pretty clear it's just a silly song about liking girls with big bums, you have inside information?
                      so the band has been asked and denied it? Which weird person asked them?
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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