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That's exactly what LM said with delight and a rosy flush.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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The name Jake was mentioned as a contact within the client that might be doing something and instantly I blurted out "Jake the peg, diddle diddle diddle dee, with his extra leg..." Fortunately, it was an internal meeting and not client facing.Originally posted by vetran View Post
how did THAT come up in a Business meeting?Comment
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I managed to keep "road to nowhere" to myself when I asked where the plan was for our six month finance migration to 3 new systems. Oh we have one they said delighted that I hadn't embarrassed the grown ups. Voila a gantt chart drawn in Excel with "data extract planning creation and loading" as a single bar with no assignees 6 months long.Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
The name Jake was mentioned as a contact within the client that might be doing something and instantly I blurted out "Jake the peg, diddle diddle diddle dee, with his extra leg..." Fortunately, it was an internal meeting and not client facing.
see the train crash, live the train crash.
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It's celebrating larger ladies instead of body shaming, it should be lauded!Originally posted by Fraidycat View PostQueen - Fat Bottomed Girls
I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew love before I left my nursery
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Hey big woman, you made a bad boy out of meOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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yes but his nanny raping him is possibly a bit challenging.Originally posted by d000hg View Post
It's celebrating larger ladies instead of body shaming, it should be lauded!Comment
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You'd have to be pretty weird to think that's what it's about.Originally posted by vetran View Post
yes but his nanny raping him is possibly a bit challenging.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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AhemOriginally posted by d000hg View Post
You'd have to be pretty weird to think that's what it's about.
You have another interpretation?I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew love before I left my nursery
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Hey big woman, you made a bad boy out of meLast edited by vetran; 30 September 2021, 11:22.Comment
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Jilted John by Jilted John
Also Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves by Cher would have the snowflakes "fumming"Formerly Sausage Surprise but forgot password on account that had email address from old gig
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Yes, 'naughty' clearly implies she raped a nursery-age child. Sheesh. The band themselves are pretty clear it's just a silly song about liking girls with big bums, you have inside information?Originally posted by vetran View Post
Ahem
You have another interpretation?
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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so the band has been asked and denied it? Which weird person asked them?Originally posted by d000hg View PostYes, 'naughty' clearly implies she raped a nursery-age child. Sheesh. The band themselves are pretty clear it's just a silly song about liking girls with big bums, you have inside information?Comment
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