Reply to: Songs they probably wouldn't release today

[NigelJK]

Not sure if this was in any of the vids but there was always:

I'm a winker* by Ivor Biggen and the Red nosed burglars.

* This is a misprunt.

[SueEllen]

Jilted John by Jilted John
Also Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves by Cher would have the snowflakes "fumming"

You are suppose to post links to videos (or the official stills)!

[vetran]

Yes, 'naughty' clearly implies she raped a nursery-age child. Sheesh. The band themselves are pretty clear it's just a silly song about liking girls with big bums, you have inside information?

so the band has been asked and denied it? Which weird person asked them?

[d000hg]

Ahem



You have another interpretation?

Yes, 'naughty' clearly implies she raped a nursery-age child. Sheesh. The band themselves are pretty clear it's just a silly song about liking girls with big bums, you have inside information?

[Wobblyheed]

Jilted John by Jilted John
Also Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves by Cher would have the snowflakes "fumming"

[vetran]

You'd have to be pretty weird to think that's what it's about.

Ahem

I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew love before I left my nursery
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Hey big woman, you made a bad boy out of me

You have another interpretation?

[d000hg]

yes but his nanny raping him is possibly a bit challenging.

You'd have to be pretty weird to think that's what it's about.

[vetran]

It's celebrating larger ladies instead of body shaming, it should be lauded!

yes but his nanny raping him is possibly a bit challenging.

[d000hg]

Queen - Fat Bottomed Girls

I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew love before I left my nursery
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Hey big woman, you made a bad boy out of me

It's celebrating larger ladies instead of body shaming, it should be lauded!

[vetran]

The name Jake was mentioned as a contact within the client that might be doing something and instantly I blurted out "Jake the peg, diddle diddle diddle dee, with his extra leg..." Fortunately, it was an internal meeting and not client facing.

I managed to keep "road to nowhere" to myself when I asked where the plan was for our six month finance migration to 3 new systems. Oh we have one they said delighted that I hadn't embarrassed the grown ups. Voila a gantt chart drawn in Excel with "data extract planning creation and loading" as a single bar with no assignees 6 months long.

see the train crash, live the train crash.

[ladymuck]

how did THAT come up in a Business meeting?

The name Jake was mentioned as a contact within the client that might be doing something and instantly I blurted out "Jake the peg, diddle diddle diddle dee, with his extra leg..." Fortunately, it was an internal meeting and not client facing.

[northernladuk]

how did THAT come up in a Business meeting?

That's exactly what LM said with delight and a rosy flush.

[vetran]

Jake the Peg

how did THAT come up in a Business meeting?

[ladymuck]

Two little boys?
or
You want to be in my gang?

Jake the Peg

[vetran]

Oops, I added the link incorrectly - I was in a meeting at the time and someone said something that reminded me of the song

Two little boys?
or
You want to be in my gang?