I am so ugly that I went to a haunted house and came out with an application
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Originally posted by SallyAnneChurchill is so ugly he could scare the flies off a tulip wagonComment
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Originally posted by Mr CrosbyYour Bernard Manning and I claim my £5.
HTHHard Brexit now!
#prayfornodealComment
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Originally posted by ChurchillOnly after kissing you darling!
Ah you think about that a lot dont you - it's ok, you're only humanThe pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostI'm not.
And possibly better looking than either of them"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Sounds like he fell out of the ugly tree, and hit every branch on the way down.
I work with a guy with a goggle-eyed squint, just like my avatar. It's quite unnerving walking past him working at his PC because even when staring engrossed at the screen it seems like he is looking at me with one eye, and I'm sure he can see sideways like a chameleon.
The odd thing is he's quite a good pool player, whereas you'd think he'd miss every shot.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Originally posted by sasguruYou're
HTH
See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...
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One place I worked was full of stereotypical geeks, very bad looking and zero social skills (or any other skills).Comment
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