I am ugly

[andy]

I am so ugly that I went to a haunted house and came out with an application

[Churchill]

Churchill is so ugly he could scare the flies off a tulip wagon

Only after kissing you darling!

[sasguru]

Your Bernard Manning and I claim my £5.

You're

HTH

[SallyAnne]

Only after kissing you darling!

Ah you think about that a lot dont you - it's ok, you're only human

[DaveB]

I'm not.

And possibly better looking than either of them

[OwlHoot]

Sounds like he fell out of the ugly tree, and hit every branch on the way down.

I work with a guy with a goggle-eyed squint, just like my avatar. It's quite unnerving walking past him working at his PC because even when staring engrossed at the screen it seems like he is looking at me with one eye, and I'm sure he can see sideways like a chameleon.

The odd thing is he's quite a good pool player, whereas you'd think he'd miss every shot.

[Mr Crosby]

You're

HTH

No I'm not another £5 please.

[Diestl]

One place I worked was full of stereotypical geeks, very bad looking and zero social skills (or any other skills).