Reply to: I am ugly

[Diestl]

One place I worked was full of stereotypical geeks, very bad looking and zero social skills (or any other skills).

[Mr Crosby]

You're

HTH

No I'm not another £5 please.

[OwlHoot]

Sounds like he fell out of the ugly tree, and hit every branch on the way down.

I work with a guy with a goggle-eyed squint, just like my avatar. It's quite unnerving walking past him working at his PC because even when staring engrossed at the screen it seems like he is looking at me with one eye, and I'm sure he can see sideways like a chameleon.

The odd thing is he's quite a good pool player, whereas you'd think he'd miss every shot.

[DaveB]

I'm not.

And possibly better looking than either of them

[SallyAnne]

Only after kissing you darling!

Ah you think about that a lot dont you - it's ok, you're only human

[sasguru]

Your Bernard Manning and I claim my £5.

You're

HTH

[Churchill]

Churchill is so ugly he could scare the flies off a tulip wagon

Only after kissing you darling!

[andy]

I am so ugly that I went to a haunted house and came out with an application

[The Farmer]

Churchill is so ugly he could scare the files off a tulip wagon

Churchill has a face that resembles the inside of a tulip smugglers sack

[SallyAnne]

Churchill is so ugly he could scare the files off a tulip wagon

[andy]

I am so ugly that I go out only on halloween

[The Farmer]

I'm so ugly that when I was born the midwife slapped my mother.

Dim Prawn is so ugly that when he goes to the pictures to see the Elephant Man he ends up signing autographs for an hour after the show!



I'm O.K/normal.....that's what the voices tell me.

[chubba]

(stands up) No, I am ugly!

[Churchill]

I'm so ugly that when I was born the midwife slapped my mother.

Actually, yeah, you win the ugliness contest. Congrats!

[Mr Crosby]

Your Bernard Manning and I claim my £5.